| 1 |
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few |
| 2 |
She's Looking Better After Every Beer |
| 3 |
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure |
| 4 |
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
| 5 |
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger |
| 6 |
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him |
| 7 |
If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now |
| 8 |
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here |
| 9 |
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
| 10 |
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win |
| 11 |
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin' Better |
| 12 |
I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well |
| 13 |
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? |
| 14 |
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me |
| 15 |
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
| 16 |
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long |