1 |
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few |
2 |
She's Looking Better After Every Beer |
3 |
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure |
4 |
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
5 |
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger |
6 |
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him |
7 |
If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now |
8 |
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here |
9 |
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
10 |
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win |
11 |
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin' Better |
12 |
I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well |
13 |
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? |
14 |
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me |
15 |
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You |
16 |
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long |